RELEASE INFORMATION

Release Date: September 9, 2014

Download: Download RC-1 (September 9, 2014)

Install: Place the unarchived directory within the 'script' directory of your copy of Touhou Danmakufu ph3 [.1]

Official Post: Archive MotK (Original Post)

GAMEPLAY AND SYNOPSIS

Danmakufu Troll Stars is a very much not standard Touhou-esque vertical-scrolling shmup featuring members of the Danmakufu community as bosses. As a parody and troll script, it aims to make the player suffer as much as humanly possible while trying to milk every possible tear of laughter from them. The stage portion was made with the intention of carrying the style and spirit of Unreasonable Mechanism by yuke, while the boss portions featuring scripters were made to invoke in-jokes, community memes, and references to the good, bad, and ugly in various scripts and projects. Some parts are more serious than others. Some parts are deceptively hard (*cough* Talos *cough* Arby *cough*)

Made for the LOCAA 6 (Troll scripts) contest, I like to believe it to be a major, major success.

Please enjoy. The fairy controlling the wires to the knives will make you remember its presence for a long while after playing this script. Die easy!

This project is not meant to humiliate, insult, or in any way degrade any of those who are featured. This content of this script is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not publicly or privately degrade any of those featured or exaggerate the points featured in this script to the point that those featured feel more uncomfortable than necessary.

The following scripters were featured in this script:
Those featured as part of the system:

• Drake - Player
• Helepolis - Cutin
• TrollTrain - STG_Frame and background
• Infinite Ultima Wave - Playlist Title

Those featured in boss attacks (in order of appearance):

• Lunarethic
• Sparen
• Miplouf
• I Have No Name
• GTbot
• Miransu Uwabami
• ExPorygon
• AJS
• Thaws
• CK Crash
• PhantomSong
• Trickysticks
• Hunguil
• TalosMistake
• Kirbio
• Gusano2314
• FondueMaster
• Arby26
• Darkness1
• Sariel/Gungnir
• Infinite Ultima Wave
• Naut
• Blargel

POSTMORTEM

[November 18, 2015]

Arguably my best script in terms of sheer originality and creativity since RaNGE 10 Sanae. This is technically a troll script, but I assure you that although you are probably going to be trolled very hard, it is quite interesting and worth playing/watching other people fail at. In the description of the embedded video, there are links to other youtube videos of people doing runs of the script. This script took a few months to make but was definitely worth making. Have fun!

LEGAL AND CREDITS

The Touhou Project is owned by Team Shanghai Alice (ZUN). Various resources in this game are not original - music comes from the LENK64 and ZUN (ZUN's Strange Works). As this is a parody work, graphics come from a number of sources including but not limited to: Official and Spinoff Touhou Project Games, MTA New York City Transit, and Walfas.

I do not and will not allow unauthorized redistribution of this game and/or use of original code/assets without express permission. No parodies will be allowed since this work is a parody in of itself.